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Post by Michael on May 1, 2011 18:28:18 GMT -6
OI! I'm A Big Ork. Dis 'ere's now MY Website, what yeh gunna Do about it?!
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Post by ToriJ on May 1, 2011 18:31:00 GMT -6
ToriJ set up on the roof with a PSG-1 Sniper Rifle, because the only firearms he knew off the top of his head came from the Metal Gear Solid Franchise. The red laser pointer now pointed at the Big Ork's head as he pulled back the trigger.
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Post by Alexis Malaware on May 1, 2011 18:38:23 GMT -6
Alexis enters, stage right. Alexis looks at what's going on and blinks before shaking her head and turning around, exit stage right.
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Post by ToriJ on May 1, 2011 19:03:24 GMT -6
ToriJ thinks Alexis is a big scarily cat of the Ork. ToriJ thinks that Alexis cannot go the distance, that she will die without honor for not protecting the site from evil. ToriJ also wonder if it usually took this long for a bullet to hit or miss depending on the actions of the one being shot at.
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Post by Michael on May 1, 2011 19:04:16 GMT -6
"Iz dat all you got? I'm still standin' 'ere ya stinkin'"
And the ork was shot and killed.
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Post by ToriJ on May 2, 2011 12:13:20 GMT -6
ToriJ had to do a double take and confirm his kill. He was amazed that the big bad Ork was so easily disposed of and now had even more reason to make fun of Alexis, for she was afraid of an Ork that was as dangerous as an inanimate object.
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Post by Zira Firestone on May 2, 2011 16:30:36 GMT -6
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Zira ran to the dead ork and held it close in her arms while tears ran down her cheeks. "Why did you do it? It just wanted to be your friend! HOW COULD YOU BE SO COLD!"
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Post by eravulgaris on May 2, 2011 16:48:52 GMT -6
♪♫ An Ork is an Ork, of course, of course ♪♫ ♪♫ And no one can talk to an Ork, of course ♪♫ ♪♫ That is, of course, unless the Ork ♪♫ ♪♫ Is the famous Mister Clash! ♪♫
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