Greatest Lines

[Michael]

In Movies, Games, and Books. Not so much a competition but a list of lulzy quotes, bonus points if we can do something silly with them.

"Are you going to make me put this down? Why can't you heroes go down Eeeaasy..."
Ronnie Cordova enters a kung-fu pose.
"This hits the ground, you hit the ground."

-Lord Optichord, to Ronnie Cordova

[ToriJ]

Tangled

‎"It's in a place you will never find it."
"It's in the pot isn't it?"
BONG!

Shootout

"Come on, Smith; guns don't kill people. But they sure help."